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What’s more anti-authoritarian than a wizard? This cat sees the laws of nature and says “nah, fuck that”. But for a little too long now, wizards have become stuffy academic, brainboxes that hide away in stone towers, bothering adventurers and being boring, and we think it’s time you heard from the other side of magic. 

For WIZARDPUNK, Sandy Pug Games gathered the most powerful magical individuals, drove them deep into the Appalachian mountains, and dropped 5g of some weird fungus we found along the way. We cast all kinds of fucked up spells and dragged Wizards kicking and screaming back to the woods where they belong.

We took a long, hard look at what it means to be someone who fucks reality for a living. WIZARDPUNK is for the weirdos, the perverts, the stinky earth-dirt wizards who’ve never heard of Magic School. These wizards are queer as fuck and if you have a problem with that, they’ll turn your shit thorny and steal your soul to run their TV.

12 Bits of Writing, ranging from cyberpunk wizards dueling in intelligent sands, to manifestos of magic, to texts from last night and frogs on skateboards.

WIZARDPUNK is changing the game for wizards everywhere. Buy this book, or we'll hex your family.

NO GODS BUT US

NO MASTERS BUT OURSELVES

NO LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS

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Looks awesome! Does the physical copy ship to the UK or would that be a nightmare of quantum shipping?

We do ship internationally, but I'd ask you drop another $10 on the price for the shipping if you're able! Sorry, I know that sucks 😓

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Cool! Cheers 😁 shipping is out of the control of even the most powerful of wizards

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I got my print copy a few days ago. My TBR pile is something, so it'll be a while before I finish it. But. Something I noticed and liked very much is the variety of type of story, tone, execution, and layout. This is a very nice collection of work.

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I bought this product and realized I was a wizard, but without some weird british lady telling me how to poop.

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Congrats on your newfound sorcorery! Poop however you want!